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視像應徵出貓老闆誤信英文好叫主持會議 網民:點由2升到5**
06 May 2022

 

有網民周二(15日)在「連登討論區」發文,稱疫情期間靠網上應徵矇混過關,豈料老闆以為他英文能力優秀,還吩咐他主持英文會議,令他不知所措求救,「兩日內將一個英文拎2嘅人變5**」,帖文引發網民恥笑。

 

發文者承認,自小英文都好差,近月因疫情可以網上面試,可以一邊視像面試一邊跟稿讀,最後都如願以償很快獲取錄。到簽約時老闆竟然問他英文為何如此流利,他還沾沾自喜「唔係掛?流利?由細到大英文都未合格過喎?開頭我仲好開心啦,俾人讚喎」

 

 

豈料入職後經常都要同跟洋人開會,他次次都啞口無言只能支吾以對「yes yes yes」,完全聽不明白討論內容。直到今日老闆召他入房,原本以為會訓斥或者索性解僱,豈料老闆還叫他不用太緊張,知道他英文其實好優秀,還吩咐他2日後開會時展示英文能力主持大局。他不知所措求救,如何「兩日內將一個英文拎2嘅人變5**」。

 

不少網民恥笑發文者自作自受,有人就建議「好似之前咁寫定稿。諗埋會被人問乜同答案。問到唔識唔明就話下次開會再答佢」。但發文者稱,「之前interview 寫埋稿望住讀都唔係順。背嘅話應該會緊張到講一秒停兩秒」。

 

有人建議發文者放病假逃避,「我建議今日響老細面前扮咳。聽朝早send 張陽性圖畀佢話發燒要放大假」。

 

資料來源:星島日報

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